Black Holes, Photosynthesis And Electomagnetic Coils – For Dummies

Cast of i Think i Can L-R: Tammy Nera, Matthew Brown, Tosh Sutherland, Kyle Brown, Tangara Jones, Jennifer Stewart

Cast of i Think i Can L-R: Tammy Nera, Matthew Brown, Tosh Sutherland, Kyle Brown, Tangara Jones, Jennifer Stewart

Ever wonder about this confusing science stuff?

I hear ya.

In the award-winning show i Think i Can, the class science teacher Miss McColl (hilariously played by Melody Johnson) energizes her students with her passion for physics and discovery and challenges them to win First Prize at this year’s Science Fair.

But what the heck IS a black hole? What does photosynthesis even mean? And who really cares about electromagnetic energy anyway? A quick Wikipedia summary:

  1. BLACK HOLES: A black hole is a region of space from which nothing, not even light, can escape.“Hyperbolic orbits following an inverse-square gravitational force field…”
  2. PHOTOSYNTHESIS: A process that converts carbon dioxide into organic compounds, especially sugars, using the energy from sunlight. The process plants use to grow from sunlight.
  3. ELECTROMAGNETIC COILS: is formed when a conductor (usually an insulated solid copper wire) is wound around a core or form to create an inductor or electromagnet.

“Science, Science, SCIENCE! And today in SCIENCE, we’ll study the laws of motion. Oh, the laws of motion are my favourite notion…” – Miriam McColl

Now get to science class. And if you can’t get to class, go watch i Think i Can and see how we TAP into E=mc2!

– Shawn B
www.Twitter.com/ShawnByfield

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OTTAWA: I Think I Can Open Today Only at NAC

Shawn Byfield & Florence Gibson's I Think I Can tap dance musical

Shawn Byfield & Florence Gibson's I Think I Can tap dance musical

YES! If you know anyone in Ottawa, my musical I Think I Can is running today at the NATIONAL ARTS CENTRE. There are no shows tomorrow or Monday.

Who’s supporting me? Who’s supporting tap dance? Who’s supporting awesome Canadian theatre? COMMENT so I know I’m not wasting my time creating good stuff…

– Shawn B

(Or at least send me a tweet! @ShawnByfield)

I Think I Can Ottawa

I Think I Can Tap Dance Show Ottawa

i Think i Can

OTTAWA:
National Arts Centre

May 11th – 28th, 2011
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The Complete Guide To Finding The Perfect Woman At Recess

Ahh yes. The mystery of Woman. Hear her roar.

Us mortal men have asked the same pressing questions for centuries: What does she want? What does she mean? Why is she: [doing this] [saying that] [acting weird] [eating so much] [not eating anything] with me?

My futile attempt to search for the answers may humour most women. Apparently they humour easily when us men (they actually refer to us as “boys”) – try to come up with the right answer*

* MAN NOTE: When she gives you a multiple choice question, always choose “Secret Option C.”

Example: She asks “Do you think my friend Stacy is attractive?” Loaded question, right? Your response choices:

A) Umm, yes (leading her to think various things, resulting in her calling you a pig for liking her friends)

B) Umm, no (leading her to think various things, resulting in her calling you insensitive for not liking her friends)

SECRET OPTION C) Because the correct answer doesn’t exist.

You’ll NEVER fully figure them out during recess. Or lunch, or after school for that matter. But if you’re a man seeking truth and wisdom into the minds and hearts of the superior species, let this guide help:

  1. BE NICE. Help her out. If she misplaces her baton or loses her glasses, pick them up and offer assistance.
  2. BE FUNNY. If you have a knack for jokes, make her laugh. Every Frufie likes a guy with a sense of humor. If you suck at jokes, skip this one. Because she’ll be laughing AT you, not with you.
  3. BE SUPPORTIVE. Encourage her when she’s scared and you’ll win her heart every time.
  4. BE SMART. You don’t need to know every answer to Jeopardy. But learn a thing or two about Science. Because it’s all about chemistry.
  5. BE PLAYFUL. Stop being so serious all the time and let loose. Show you have a youthful side. Play games like “Hot Potato” and “Stella Ella Olla” with the others and you might get the “awwww” card.
  6. BE A MAN. There’s a time for sensitivity. And there’s a time to stand tall. So every now and then show off your masculine prowess and swing on the monkey bars. They like that.

There are more secret techniques. But put these few to work immediately at recess and you’ll find your perfect mate. I think… Please tweet me at @ShawnByfield with your feedback. Good luck!

– Shawn B

I Think I Can Ottawa

I Think I Can Tap Dance Show Ottawa

i Think i Can

TORONTO:
Lorraine Kimsa Theatre for Young People

April 4th – May 5th, 2011
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OTTAWA:
National Arts Centre

May 11th – 28th, 2011
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Top 7 Inspirational Science Quotes

Top 7 Inspirational Science Quotes From Miriam McColl

Miriam McColl at I Think I Can. Photo by Shawn Byfield

Miriam McColl at I Think I Can. Photo by Shawn Byfield

Nobel Prize Winning Physicist And Science Teacher By Day Miriam McColl discusses physics at Quantum Leap Public School. Here’s a few quotes for aspiring scientists of the world:

7. The Laws of Motion are my favourite notion!

6. Isn’t it amazing what grows in the dark?

5. To move our mass, we must first overcome inertia, in order to achieve velocity.

4. Gym is a pastime. NOT a subject.

3. Harnessing wind power! That’s noble, that’s important. David Suzuki would shake your hand.

2. We have a magnet! And, an apple… I’m not sure that’s going to work.

1. The principles of science should open your minds… Not close your hearts.

To Hear More Inspirational Quotes About Science and Quantum Physics, Sign Up For Miriam McColl’s Lecture At

i Think i Can dance show - Toronto Ottawa

i Think i Can dance show - Toronto Ottawa

i Think i Can

TORONTO:
Lorraine Kimsa Theatre for Young People

April 4th – May 5th, 2011
Get TORONTO Info And Tickets

OTTAWA:
National Arts Centre

May 11th – 28th, 2011
Get OTTAWA Info And Tickets