iPhone4 Or iPhone5? Consuela From Family Guy Helps You Choose

phone comparison

Hmm. iPhone4 or iPhone5?

I know some of you are still caught up on the whole iPhone5 frenzy. But honestly, the only main difference is… it’s like, 2mm thinner. Oh, and you get one more row of icons.

Yep. That’s it! Whoo hoo.

So WHY spend $400 bucks for a nearly identical device? You know you’re… broke. See the screenshot from my online mobile store, I can help you upgrade. Honestly:

You’re NOT going to make epic cinematic movies on your cell phone so you DON’T need 64 GB of space. Your cute video of your cat chasing holiday ornaments is NOT Oscar material and your pre-drink session with your crew doesn’t justify the bigger storage.

As Consuela from Family Guy would say…

“Hmmm… No.”

ConsuelaI’m an Apple fan, but I suggest you save your money, get an iPhone4 instead and use the savings to buy me gingerbread cookies. After all, ’tis the season.

Or… just join Team Android already. A recent study named Android users sexier than Blackberry and iPhone users. Totally true. 😉

There. That’s my Public Service Announcement for the day, contact me if you need help.

– Shawn B (@ShawnByfield)

Published by ShawnByfield

Shawn Byfield is a certified public speaker, expert dance coach and entrepreneur. A National authority in dance and veteran in entertainment, film and fashion. Byfield is a DORA AWARD winning choreographer, GEMINI AWARD nominee, and 2x BLACK CANADIANS AWARD nominee. Shawn Byfield loves to travel nationally as an inspiring mentor, adjudicator, public speaker and choreographer.

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